Theo Schmidt

Theo Schmidt is the sexiest, strongest person in the world. He is considered a genius among the gods. He is loyal, so get on his good side.

Wow, now that’s a Theo Schmidt

by TakyT2005 September 9, 2021

Shitayee Schmidtayee

Where she shaves your head bald the proceedes to put her ass in your bald head and poop all over your bald head

She gave me the best Shitayee Schmidtayeee; it was better than the one on Schitt’s Creek.

by Priamo compres September 16, 2021

Cooper Schmidt

The most powerful being ever. He is yes and the best. So ez....

Oh, how I love Cooper Schmidt. He is so powerful and I worship him every millisecond of my useless life.

by Coopoopezcope November 15, 2021

Glucker Schmuckly

Used to describe a blowjob without use of the mouth. Also used to define a fool.

Hey jimmy, my girl gave me a glucker schmuckly last night. Oh you're so lucky!
Steve is such a glucker schmuckly right? Totally.

by zooperpooper June 15, 2022

Fuckel Schmuckel

Something you say when you want to say something funny but can't think of anything original.

"Holy Fuckel Schmuckel man..."

by nacnuD ronnoC July 23, 2022

Kyle Schmid

Grumpy looking potato man

Wow, you’re such a kyle Schmid

by Cissa September 3, 2023

timothy schmidting

A man with no honor, Will make bets and not pay his debts.

I just got a timothy schmidting on a fantasy football bet.

by Timothy Schmidting September 23, 2023