Slappy

A weird dude named Christian.

Eww obviously slappy is a weirdo!

by shefw.ax September 3, 2022

Scrappy kid

Someone who don't know how to do a speech, without a set of notes.

The scrappy kid is a puppet of a bunch of leftist democrats.

by bob1977 January 3, 2023

Slappy

Someone who cheers for a team when they have no reason or affiliation to the team whatsoever.

Dude, I'm the Cowboys biggest fan!
I thought you were from North Carolina?!
I am.
You're a slappy!

by Savage3OO6 January 24, 2023

snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.

Taylor must be talking to someone else, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.

by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023

Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

by Ilove11 February 6, 2023

scappoose high school

A small little dick sucking school that's absolutely shit and a no good for nothing worthless sack of nuts.

"oh scappoose high school? that school sucks dick!"
"oh that's so scappoose school"

by yessumdessumpessum February 7, 2023

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023