Spring tester

Fat person. Expression often used by taxi drivers who had overweight punters approaching their cabs. Obviously the suspension springs were about to be put under more stress than normal.

Look at that those two women coming out of the shop. They are both a couple of spring testers!

by Kev in hants June 26, 2007

Sharing Air

When a person yawns and starts a chain reaction, thus "sharing air." Also to the point where you return the air and the person that first engaged in the act is now the reciever.

Steve: (Yawn)
Fred: (Yawn) Da(yawn)nm you shared air. (a form of sharing air)

by Gwens_Faith May 18, 2009

Spring Fake

Going on a "Spring Break" vacation even though you have graduated.

I can't wait for Spring Break! SPRING BREAK (YEAR)! WOOO!

- You aren't in school, you don't get a spring break.

SPRING FAKE (YEAR)!!!! WOOO!

by pooksmcgee February 6, 2010

saving bank

when you go with out sex or masturbation for a whole week or 2 weeks in preparation for an optimal size load; usually this is done in hopes of impregnation or just a ridiculously messy facial.

I've been saving bank for this weekends bukkake scene.

by Mr. Bidnasty February 4, 2010

saying the alpha-bet

To announce the highest bet among a group of bets.

When we play Poker, John likes to raise the stakes by saying the alpha-bet.

by zeus64 April 13, 2011

Sharing Sweaters

Slang for "docking". The act of two men shoving the head of their dicks into each others foreskin while mutually masturbating.

I love sharing sweaters, it gets me so hot.

by sigoy December 5, 2012

saying it don't mean doing it

Just because you say something don't mean you will follow through with your word.

Politicians always say, " no new taxes " but as soon as you vote for them and they become elected their words change. I guess saying it don't mean doing it.

by alonzo j jordan August 19, 2012