Simon Lennox

Is a major cockblock at all parties, and also at social events and gatherings.

Simon's tend to normaly have small thin dicks like a ruler.

Simon Lennox's Main Quote : "your not a slut, you dont have to do it"

by the knights of the quad table July 30, 2012

Simon

Simon is very Emo

Simon is very Emo

by IT IS MEEEEEEEE May 10, 2018

Silly salmon

when you jump in the air or jump or jump off something while having a spasm while your in the air

Person 1: look at that guy who is jumping of the bridge
Person 2: i think he is silly salmoning

by xtrakrispypie May 10, 2018

simon rex

Extremely hot, yet unpopular male TV star.....was the rapper in Scary Movie 3 and starred in many gay films to start out his career ("Alone At Home #1, 2, 3") (Hard & Solo), etc. Hes straight though!

Did you see that hot male Simon Rex in Scary Movie 3??

by .....! May 2, 2005

Salmoned

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.

Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"

by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008

Simon Cowell anti-christ

Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.

Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.

Simon Cowell evil vapid anti-christ bad music new hitler cunt fuckhead dick anti music patronizing
Simon Cowell anti-christ

by Daneoid81 March 4, 2011

Simon

The cool kid that everybody wants to hang out with, but nobody can.

Bob: HAVE YOU SEEN SIMON ANYWHERE!?
Billy:Nah were not cool enough to hang with him.
Bob:OH RIGHT

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 5, 2019