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safety circle

The anti-social circle formed by a group of women at parties. Frequently formed by a group of sorority sisters at frat parties.
This party is so lame, all the girls are just staying in their safety circles.
by grumbledum January 1, 2017
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safety spell

An obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification.
1: I read your correspondence. corsersrf

2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss

(:safety spell)
by Il8694 December 12, 2015
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Safety Scissors

When a guy and a girl scissor but the guy cups his balls with one hand so they don’t get crushed
Damn, that safety scissors was so intense I bruised my hand
by Thog3.2 October 7, 2017
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Safety

A phrase you say after you fart in order to protect yourself from the infamous doorknob call. If you fart and don't say safety before someone says doorknob, they're allowed to beat the living shit out of you until you touch a doorknob.
John: Safety!
Rick: Oh you fat cunt, that disgusting
John: Its a manky one haha
Rick: You bellend
by Prokaryotic Penguin May 20, 2020
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Safety

Hym "You are violating my rights because you are vaguely concerned for your safety. The only lesson to be learned here is that you don't actually care about anything in a deontological capacity. You don't agree on rights and you're desperate power hungry people who only care about imposing you will on others. Die faster."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Safety dibs shotgun

Safety dibs shotgun is a tool used to claim your position in the front seat. This tool must be heard by the driver and expires after 5 minutes.

Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun
Driver: who’s got shotgun
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️
by poor kid 53 January 3, 2024
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Safety MOM

A Safety person that is not qualified in their job and needs an attitude adjustment. She prances her fat ass around writing every simple workplace violation up. When asked what the reference is for this violation she has nothing to say. Her nick names are: FAT CUNT, Large Marge, and Safety psycho.
The Safety Mom reamed out the workers for eating at their work centers. Safety Mom Julia likes to rat all on all of her co-workers out when she finds safety violations. Everyone watch out, Safety mom is prancing her fat ass over to the building in about 20 min. FUCK YOU, SAFEY MOM
by Covid Sham Artist August 21, 2025
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