Definitions by greatjofo

Safety Warrior 

A very paranoid person who tries to busybody others into following their own rigid personal safety precautions.

"John keeps telling me not to take the subway on my upcoming trip to New York, because he thinks there's tons of crime. He's such a safety warrior!"

Safety Warrior by greatjofo March 1, 2025

Gujaboo 

Someone weirdly fixated on gujarati culture and cuisine. Pretends to understand gujarati language and weirdly fetishizes the culture.

That weirdo is suddenly learning Gujarati and turning into a vegetarian. He's a total Gujaboo.

Gujaboo by greatjofo October 5, 2022

Omelasing 

Using the suffering of less-fortunate people as a spectacle, such as in "The Ones Who walk away from Omelas" by Ursula LeGuin. Can be used to describe things like slum tours, or visiting sites associated with tragedy such as Auschwitz.

The slum tour is so unethical and fucked up. The tourists are omelasing.

Omelasing by greatjofo October 5, 2022

The Cheesecake 

A catch-all term for the upper-middle class (or rich) white suburban areas near or around typical North American cities.

"James talks up about being from Chicago when he's really just from the Cheesecake."

The Cheesecake by greatjofo August 20, 2017