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stone

A weight measurement (chiefly european) where one "stone" is equivalent to 14 lbs. or roughly 6 kgs.
"She weighs 8 stone (112 lbs. or 51 kgs.)."
by MW August 17, 2003
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stoned

the greatest feeling in the world. it is the state you are in after hitting a nice big bowl of marijuanna or hash. I personally prefer pipes, but you can smoke out of anything, i.e. a bong, spliff, joint, vaporizer, popcan, pop bottle, parachute, hotboxing is always fun. im quite high right now. 1.sometimes you laught alot, 2.other times you stare at absolutley nothing, 3.other times you get into indepth discussions about aliens and the CIA,4. or you think youre capable of things like backflips.

all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you damn well please. goodday younglings.
1."AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
2. ------------
3."DONT LOOK TOWARDS THE TV MAN, THE ALIENS, THEYRE GOING TO FUCKIN LIKE SUCK YOURE BRAINS OUT MAN.theyre taking over the world, one day we'll be trapped in a dungeon run by flyign aliens with sharp teeth, and run by the CIA"
4."HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO.....
..OH FUCK THAT HURT"
by Cori <3 May 30, 2005
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「Stone Free」

When you can make strings out of your body and suddenly became spider-man
Stone Free」! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA... ORAAA!!!
by Words of Lord November 7, 2019
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stone cold bush

As pertaining to the Red Hot CHilli Peppers song, it means a women who is a slut, and a crack and cock smoker.
Anders- "look at that stone cold bush over there."
Zach- "Yeah we should get some DP from her or steal her crack."
Anders- "Gross!"
by 1337 |2374|2|} December 18, 2005
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stone the crow

the crow shows up to eat the dead. to stone the crow is to refuse to die
my wife left me and took the kids, i was fired from my job of sixteen years, and my rent is 2 months behind but I wont stone the crow
by Pierre Eversham May 14, 2016
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stonegate

Section of Reston Virginia. Best place to hoop for pick-up or summer leagues in the D.C area besides berry farms.
"where yall tryin to play at?"
"how about chantilly or notaway in vienna"
"man hell no thats some chump ass soft shit. lets hoop at stonegate with them ill reston cats"
by google187 June 27, 2008
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Stoned

The state of mind in which an individual's Mind bonds with the chemical THC, usually by smoking Marijuana Buds, and sometimes eaten. In effect causing Euphiora,Hunger,Paranoia,Short-Term memory loss and thinking everything is funny
Yo, im so fucking stoned that the cat just told me a secret
by Samer Slim December 28, 2005
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