Stoop Statue

A stoop statue, commonly refered to as a porch monkey, is most easily defined as a black person. It is more directly used to describe just another typical nigger sitting around, doing nothing, and just abusing someone elses hard earned welfare money... did i mention its the white mans hard earned money.

If you're lookin for a good time drive through the hood and you'll find all types of funny lookin stoop statues.
Hey them southern boys aint nothing but good ol' fashon stoop statues.

by krueges7 July 06, 2008

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Status Block

The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...

I know, I've got status block; I'm completely blank.

by DanteRhodesWatts October 11, 2010

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Status Cockblock

When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.

I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!

by Tippy_CJM July 21, 2010

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status ho

One who continually updates their status on twitter, Facebook, etc. in a lame attempt to get responses, thus validating their existence.

Richard had such low self-esteem he became a status ho.

by Jules A February 10, 2009

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g status

G Status can be used either as an adjective or an exlamation. It refers to the quality of something being G, Gangsta, Great, Ghetto, or Godtastic. Derivatives of G Status include the verb G.

-Fatty Ged up hard this weekend
-What did he do?
-He drank a whole bottle of Tussin and killed a freshman girl!
-G Status!
-I wish I was black...

by Cuthell February 23, 2005

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