scaggler

a person who is loose with their facial hair care, to the point of being unidentifiable attractive

that guy hasn't trimmed his mustache for over 3 weeks. What a scaggler

by godbeard February 28, 2025

Spangle

A sticky, unpleasant mouthful that is spat out, much like the sticky unpleasant boiled sweets manufactured by Mars Ltd until the 1980s, but frequently used to describe spunk.

I fired my Spangle all in her mouth, bitch spat it out.

by S_perma May 19, 2025

Spagged

(verb - past tense)
Definition: Past tense of spagg, to have experienced a spontaneous burst of rapid lag or glitching. Often used to excuse a mistake or sudden performance drop. Related terms: spagg, spagger, spagging.

I didn’t miss that shot on purpose, I spagged right as I aimed!

by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

Spagger

Spagger (noun)
Definition: A person, device, or system that regularly causes or experiences spaggs. Can be used insultingly toward bad Wi-Fi, outdated hardware, or unreliable teammates.

Dude, you’re such a spagger — you constantly lag out of nowhere every game.

by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

snaggletoe

A big toe with an exceptionally long and nasty big toenail. The toenail is likely jagged and menacing, and could be used to slice a jugular vein and/or a salami. There may be some dark brown gunk under said nail… approach at your peril

Bro, keep your feet away from me… i don’t want to bleed out…you low key almost sliced through my achillle’s tendon with that fuckin snaggletoe

by bostonbreizh August 11, 2025

Spraggle dick

To describe a person being stupid

Dude your a spraggle dick

by Mexicanman74101 August 27, 2025

Spargle

some caffeine boosted drink bugs bunny took

Bugs Bunny: have you guys seen any spargle that still have Spargle™ in them, Im going out of Spargle and i need some Spargle™, you know what i mean?
Daffy duck: what is wrong with you

by QuickiesOats November 13, 2025