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skeeze ball 

one who undermines the thought of a woman while she is under the influence of alcohol past the time of 2 am
Rich Ohlson is SUCH a skeeze ball
skeeze ball by B.Long and B-Ri November 8, 2007
describes a skier/snowboarder bum who wears tall tee's, baggy snowpants (usually of the neon variety), and bandanas. Hangs out in the park all day with other steezy riders. The colorado, skier version of a wigger.
"hey, i was thinking of being productive, getting a job, and graduating from college, wanna join?"

"maybe later brah, gonna shred the gnar instead with my new fluorescent green burton board, serious pow pow down in steamboat...and a new warren miller movie came out"

"stop being such a steezy bro and grow up"
steezy by ppobsk December 11, 2010

dirty skeeze 

A type of elephant that is in the jungles of Africa
I found a dirty skeeze on my africa safari.
dirty skeeze by Theodoreiss June 11, 2006

Fo Sheezy My Jeezy 

1. For sure my Jesus

2. A rip off from fo shizzle my nizzle, for sheezy my neezy, and other similar crap.

3. The Holy Man's Gangster Speak
-Insert slightly religious comment here-
"Fo Sheezy My Jeezy!"
Fo Sheezy My Jeezy by Michal December 17, 2004

skeez-donkey 

A skeezer who is proficient in cock-gobbling and cum-guzzling. Must also be fat and ugly.
Check out that skeez-donkey, i'm sure she can suck a fatty.
skeez-donkey by Me April 11, 2005

skeezing 

asking someone out without knowing them very well, scaring Jade, being a perverted creep.
Dylan, stay away from me ur skeezing me out!
skeezing by Jade December 13, 2003