Similar to a brain fart, only something nonsensical comes out of your mouth during the thought process (aka a brain fart where a little comes out).
by Joshua Sweeney April 24, 2006
Sarah Palin is a shart balloon
by swerty35 January 13, 2011
by Mikey furlong July 07, 2021
Another way of saying "yeah right", "no way" or "I'd shit myself". Basically an exclamation used when you are doubtful of something or can't believe something.
by Edercheddar69 May 17, 2016
by Acidplanet_member October 30, 2005
Shart art is when you defecate in your trousers without much fair warning (shart), then create art with your own feces. To many people, it is a very cherished hobby. People generally finger paint with their feces as a form of shart art, but there have been some situations when people had made sculptures and even houses.
Person 1: "Dude... I just sharted. Gross..."
Person 2: " Dude awesome! Now you can make shart art with it!"
Person 1: "That sounds amazing!" (starts playing with feces) "This is fun!"
Person 2: "you know it is..."
Person 2: " Dude awesome! Now you can make shart art with it!"
Person 1: "That sounds amazing!" (starts playing with feces) "This is fun!"
Person 2: "you know it is..."
by whojustpoopedinmypants July 07, 2011
"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.
Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?
Sookrims: Ehh no...why?
Stig: Coz i did.
Sookrims: Haha any good
Stig: Yeh......
Sookrims: but.
Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick
Sookrims: Lol
Sookrims: Ehh no...why?
Stig: Coz i did.
Sookrims: Haha any good
Stig: Yeh......
Sookrims: but.
Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick
Sookrims: Lol
by Sookrims May 11, 2009