Sergey Kirsanov

Has a footlong penis, best kisser I've ever seen. He's the complete package.

That's a real Sergey Kirsanov!

by _bigmac44 February 28, 2019

Serged

When a sad, lonely, emo boi spic gets ditched by an african female chimpanzee, he will "serge" her by blackmailing her to stay with him, wanking to her black breasts, going completely emo mode over her, and will constantly call her 'dude' and 'man'. 1 upvote = 1 fucking cutie man

"My girl left me so i sent her this":

"I love you Sophia
I've been doing my best the last couple days I swear man
Please Sophia I love you
I love you man you're breaking my heart
I love you Sophia
You're my fucking cutie man
I'm so fucking sad man
I'm sorry as fuck dude
I'm fucking sad man

Nah dude you're my girl man
I love you way too much man
I'm fucking sad as fuck man"

Nigga, you serged her.

by EmoboiSerge May 13, 2019

Sergent's daughter

Used in the french military (airforce) and maybe other branches/countries to define a girl that is hot, classy, smart but mostly... is a sergent's daughter (meaning her dad probably wants you dead).

SERGENT'S DAUGHTER ON CAMP!!!!!

>> All airmens proceed to switch to their A dress.

by NoAFrenchAirman September 15, 2019

sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.

Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells

by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020

sergery

Refers to da removal of fancy-pants clothing using da "slit and snip" method, rather than carefully/tediously undoing buttons, zippers, lacings, hooks, snaps, etc., da way you usually would when undressing someone.

Sergery is usually employed in two specific instances: either when a "dressed to da nines" Mr. BigRich requires an urgent medical operation and thus da hospital-workers do not have time to remove his costly panoply, or else someone who's overly full of himself has tried has fellow humans'' patience once too often, and so they wish to "take him down a notch or two" by destructively ridding him of his gaudy fabrics so dat they can re-dress him in more common-folks' attire. Think what Robin Hood and his Merry Men did to the sheriff of Nottingham when they captured him in Sherwood Forest.

by QuacksO December 23, 2020

Sergej

Meaning / an entryfrom the sex of the Sergians the Great, Strong, Immortals the Highly Respected.

More about the meaning of the name: Russian form of the Latin surname Sergius.

Name days: The name day for Sergej is September 8th and September 25th.

Origin: Latin
Language: Russian

Sergej is the ultra Ultimatum Lifeform in topic:To look ultra hot like an Adone's body.

A typical Sergej with 15 years could drink 1litre Wodka(40%).
His body is made up of alcohol and orgasms.

P1:Wow he looks very hot!
P2:Ye that must be Sergej.

by Lolosmeximus November 20, 2021

Sergelenbayar

Sergelenbayar is the person who good at everything.

Wow he’s so good.
Of course he is Sergelenbayar

by Bata234 November 21, 2021