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nigga senses

Feeling that sometime bad gone happen and that you might need to get out of there as soon as possible.
when a black person watches a scary movie, they nigga senses be tingling.
I was in a dark room all alone chillin, til my nigga senses told me that i might not be alone so i left.

Cum to your senses

Occurs during a one night stand, usually alcohol and the lowering of standards are a major factor. This is the moment immediately after ejaculation, when the man realizes the horrible mistake he's made/situation he's in, to which he had previously been blinded by lust. After one cums to their senses, they typically conclude that they don't want to be there at all, and their mind immediately begins to race, looking for a way out or an excuse to leave.
-I told her I had to leave to teach Karate class, I didn't know what else to say!
-Well, way to cum to your senses.

rusty sensei 

Someone who is a master of all things rusty and has supreme knowledge and experience in this specialized non-procreative area.
I yielded in great deference to the rusty sensei as he waxed eloquently with great depth and breath on bold concepts as the rusty trombone to the rusty ride to 50 shades of rust.
rusty sensei by sbp1029 November 7, 2013

Seneca Crane's beard 

A beard that is legend in Panem. It beats all other beards, and The Hunger Games fandom fangirls over in constantly. Everyone wishes they were as crispy as Seneca's beard. He's livin' it up.
"Dude, did you see Seneca Crane's beard?"
"Yeah, I fangirled over that so hard that I lost my crispness."
Seneca Crane's beard by theavox December 16, 2011

Cumming to Your Senses 

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.
I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.

fuck senseless

To fuck senseless. To leave your sexual partner utterly spent, exhausted, satiated to and beyond what they expected.
How did he fuck her? Fuck senseless.
fuck senseless by Recent Convert November 6, 2013