Ryan

Anyone named Ryan is the coolest guy ever. Extremely cool, and very, very funny. Not to mention awesome. Yep, he's very awesome.

Person 1: hey did you hear about Ryan!
Person 2: hell yeah I did. He's pretty cool too!

by 41tiorda January 12, 2019

Ryan

Super loving and kind. Hilarious and cute. His presents lights up the room and he's super smexy. Everyone wants him as a best friend and he's the most gangster person eva. He had cool daughters

Omg, Ryan is the best whale eva!

by Beluga whale December 4, 2014

ryan renolds

The hottest man ever found in the observable universe, an actor who plays a peak character, ryan renolds is literally hot giga chad.

p1"dude have you seen ryan renolds? hes sooo hot", p2:"bro were men", p1:"who cares id still smash", p2:"W"

by i sharted😭 March 3, 2022

Paul Ryan

A completely flaccid penis

Yeah I had a tinder date last night, but when things got hot and heavy he had a total Paul Ryan on.

by RIP BABY BOOMERS December 2, 2017

Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)

Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"

by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is a short troll

Person 1: I hate Ryan.
Person 2: Me too!

by ryanhater202 November 15, 2019

Ryan

I metrosexual male, that despite loving to go shopping, and enjoys girl things. But he is not gay, despite what people say! Sweet, funny, caring and a great kisser. Although sometimes doubtful. He enjoys female company over male company, and has really soft hair.

I wish I had Ryan in my life.

by Gary Wang-a-lang September 8, 2011