rubbermasterbaters

Also known as Crocks.

When one doesn't want to where regular shoes do to laziness, not usually used for masterbating but I'm sure if effective. Worn for comfort not style.

Amanda tells Kyle oh my God you're not really planning on leaving the house with your rubbermasterbaters on those are for inside only

by RoseJones February 7, 2020

chum rubber

a woman who puts a food substance of any kind (normaly dog food) on her private parts and intices a K9 to lick it off for her own sexual gratification.

she is a chum rubber.

by bigspuds July 7, 2006

Rubber Ducker

A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."

"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."

by WMT August 1, 2003

rubber rocket

when a woman sticks a dildo in her pussy and queefs.....the dildo shoots out

the rubber rocket almost shot me in the face hunny and man does something smell like fish?

by eric the feric seiler March 30, 2005

rubber charlie

1.)A man or woman who is either not paying attention or oblivious to the situation at hand

hey, that guy stopped at a green light! What a rubber charlie

by The Cod January 4, 2009

Rubber Stamp

The female equivalent of a tea bag.

She said, "Lay down and open your mouth."
"Why?"
I'm gonna slam my pussy down on you and give you that rubber stamp."

by WhyNotTryItShesWorthIt February 5, 2017

Rubber Tortilla

Similar to a Tea Bag, a Rubber Tortilla is when you stretch your scrotum over a sleeping person's face.

Dude, when you fall asleep I'm totally giving you a rubber tortilla!

by carriertone June 11, 2009