Religion

Religion is a created myth to cause religious wars and holy crusades for money and oil, religion is greed.

person 1: hi lets accuse jews for selling my slippers on ebay and cause a new religious crusade
person 2: Sorry dude.. Someone beat you at it
person 3: Hah Pwnt Ima Aethiest
person 4: Religion.. The Power The Greed this Worlds Destruction.

by Joe Edwards September 18, 2007

religion

The belief in a higher power than the ones we can notice here on earth, this belief always comes with responsibilities to the god(s)/goddess(es) you worship. These responsibilities are passed on to other people by tales or are written down in a holy book. Religions can vary a lot, but they usually all consist immortality after death. In many religions people must make sure of a sacrifice to his/her/their god(s)/goddess(es), this may vary from nuts, fruit, vegetables, etc. to sacrificing animals or even other humans.

Terry has become a buddhist, his religion now is buddhism

by Jan Incognito April 17, 2006

religion

1. A very large cult

2. A socially accepted mental disorder.

Person A: "I hear voices in my head."

Person B: "You should probably see a doctor."

Person A: "It's god's voice though, he is talking to me."

Person B: "Oh, nvm then, that's perfectly normal. I forgot you were into religion."

by god2346 June 18, 2009

Religion

What Atheists bitch about on the internet

Atheist: religion is the biggest lie in the history of humankind *insert rest of shitfest*

Normal person: how about you just let me believe what I want to believe?

Atheist: *mind explodes*

by Name removed by the NSA December 9, 2013

religious zealot

Anyone who takes a religious belief to the extreme and attempts to push their beliefs on others. The religion could be that of a strong atheist, or strong theist such as Christian but includes all deities. Both religions are beliefs. Atheism is considered probable by supporting evidence, but takes a leap of faith by considering it as fact. Theism is not supported by evidence, although a theist accepts all scientific evidence, but adds spiritual experience by taking a leap of faith that there is some sort of deity. Most people that don't push beliefs are agnostic, weak atheist, or weak theist.

You are just as much as a religious zealot as they are.

by AstroTarots August 20, 2010

religious truth

This is an oxymoron.

You bitch.

by lalalala July 9, 2003

religious leader

A corporate monkey who prefers to lick the arse of an imaginary being over that of a real boss, while also producing extra shit downwards.

That religious leader is so full of shit, he never does what he preaches.

by Raytay November 6, 2012