ready-rolled

An adjective used to decribe a person sleeping in apparel that he/she plans to wear during the course of the following day -- after waking.

Small Johnny: "Yo, check out Pookie, he crashed out ready-rolled for his court date tomorrow morning."

by Danger Boy January 23, 2004

Rehab-mode

This is usually the condition you snap into when you return from a week-end of non-stop drinking and party-hardying in places such as Las Vegas or Havasu. Heck, you can even switch into “rehab-mode” after too much clubbin.
The act of hiding out for a minute just to snap back into normalcy and replenish your body with non-alcohol-based fluids.

Aw man I partied so hard in Vegas this weekend, I've gone into Rehab-mode, I can't drink, smoke, or hang out for a few weeks at least.

by Shantal Arechederra December 29, 2007

Reading Harry Potter

Code phrase for smoking pot. Used when around uptight parents and other authority figures.

Kid #1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.

by emily&emma January 12, 2010

readzoned

same as seenzoned...someone read your message but did not respond!

me: hello, how are you?
friend: *read*
me: you just readzoned me :( grrrrahhh!

by pachoochie June 15, 2014

Readathon

Time spent reading two or more books in one sitting with minimal to no breaks in between. Usually during a set period of time.

I heard you were joining the twenty-four hour Readathon planned for next week, what books do you plan to read?

by Harleyl November 14, 2017

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

by ~Aphotix~ July 17, 2009

Facebook Ready

Being confident enough about a photograph to post on a social network, such as Facebook.

I'm using an old photo for my profile picture on Facebook. After gaining all this weight, I'm not Facebook Ready.

by square peg October 28, 2009