Middle Finger Promise

A ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. If broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. More binding than a pinky promise. Abbreviated as MFP.

I flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she Middle Finger Promised me she wouldn't.

by thecockblockersss June 16, 2010

Promise

Blank hollow statements of comfort that serve no purpose other than to make someone feel better when you're lying to them.

I promise to love you forever... (Later that day) I'm with someone else, good bye.

by Aqurala April 6, 2010

promarama

a word one uses when talking about the drama that goes on during "the prom season"

All of this promarama is making me less excited for prom.

by manaconda. March 22, 2011

Promiscuous Davenport

Means sexy couch

I am going to sit on the promiscuous davenport come and join me

by marshallsar May 28, 2013

promasturbating

The art of talking too long about self pleasure. Procrastinating for wankers.

John "and then I wanked, then I wanked some more, then I had dinner, then wanked again and again"
Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"

by DazCaz2 December 3, 2013

promoguy

Promoguy is the God of promotions, he will bot any exploit/promo he can find. He doesn't go full lupe though. He works behind the scenes working on all the sweet promos.

There goes promoguy again, bottin all the good promos.

by promoguy August 14, 2015

Promadzinating

Its when you procrastinate so much, its almost mad

Madison can't stop Promadzinating, I thought he would never do his Artwork!

by Swegmister13983294820492 October 28, 2015