Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people

Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

by the brightest kid June 5, 2011

Soul Patch

The now obsolete name for the male facial hair feature now known as a Douche Tag or Dork Tuft.

Historically known also as a Sax Player's Moustache

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.

Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

Jeebus! That Soul Patch makes you look like a douche!

by Phineas T July 5, 2009

Cabbage Patch

The pubic hair that grows on the male testicles.

1. Dude that bitch last night put my balls in her mouth. She didn't expect a cabbage patch!

2. I have such a bad cabbage patch that I had to shave it.

3. We all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.

by Kralki August 15, 2011

patch

a place you drive, walk, bike, wutever, to go smoke marijuana and enjoy scenery. or
redneck event which involves illegal activities out in the boonies.
Origin: BC canada

Hey man, wanna go hit a patch?
Lets go hit a patch!

by butterflyhoots March 31, 2005

cabbage patch

A Magical place where babies come from.

A child once asked "Mommy can I have a little sister?" and the mother replied," Shhitt, you better take yo ass to the cabbage patch!"

by Gia Crews March 8, 2005

Pratha

Sujal’s girlfriend who will always shine brighter than any star ✨ she is one of a kind she deserves the world which only Sujal can give her 😌.

You can’t say pratha without Sujal in it.

by anonymous September 16, 2021

Nut-patch

The common name given to the territorial area of a squirrel, where he/she forages for nuts.

Look at that squirrel dicking about on his Nut-patch

by tarrat March 5, 2011