dead port

A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.

Jack: Oh! i think I've installed the Webserver on port 80.
John: No, seems like a dead port..

by samfisher09 August 16, 2018

Port Talbot (PT)

A small shitty town in Southern Wales, UK. There are stinking steel works which because of Trump will be closing. There is nothing to do there and everyone whom resides there shall die of depression

Your life is so shitty that you may as well live in Port Talbot (PT)

by Mr.Cunt Mc.Cain September 6, 2018

port-a-pottie

The act of laying on ones back and spreading your legs to allow another to shit, piss or what ever into your holes/s (depending on gender and preference)

hey cutie, down to try out the port-a-pottie? i want to be filled with more love of yours.

by xd CeeJay October 7, 2018

Hella port

Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)

His new album is hella port

Those sunglasses are hella port

by Theology 101 May 30, 2018

The port dollar holla

When you get a hummer with a finger up your ass behind the dollar general in Port Jervis for trade of a good high

I met Tiff behind the dollar general. She needed a buzz and I needed "The port dollar holla" from her because I'm horny as a port slut

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Port-a-Pussy

When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.

See “Shit Poking” for the male version.

Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.

John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022

Port Republic

a backwater suburb 20 minutes outside of Atlantic City. If you’re from here you know how the public school hired a pedo for a choir teacher, and the church defended him. That’s this town’s legacy. Other than that it’s full of parents forgetting to raise their kids, and gossip moms with nothing better to do than ignore their falling marriages. The delinquent kids drove the old hags of Port to complain about anything related to children having a childhood on a facebook page appropriately named Port Gang.

“I’m from Port Republic” “where?”

by PortRepublicResident May 8, 2022