piff

a product that has value; something that somebody or everybody would want. (ex. drugs, music, etc.)

I got that piff, dawg.

by craig geezy April 3, 2007

piffs

a puffy nipple that is large in diameter, usually pink.

piffs are wrong, they should be corrected through surgery

by jajathemask February 15, 2005

dick puffer

1. a person who puffs on the cock. a person with problems smokin the cock hardcore style.

2. your mother
3. you

1. hey nick j. wat are you doing? sorry man i gotta puff dick.

2. stop puffing my dick nick j.

by little shit talker October 5, 2004

pifflestick

an nflite-ism
(1)small sticks used to stir coffee or
(2)unknown object of female person's/chatter's choice to beat unsuspecting male chatters

(2)nflite beats Pillar senseless with a pifflestick

by Jenny, W February 10, 2008

poffey

Taking a shit on a stove and turning it on full heat. The effect is a burning shit that begins to rise like bread if used on a gas stove. Once the stove is on though, turn a pot over on top of the shit and put a pillow on top. The pillow will not catch on fire because of the magic of the poffey.

Used primarily in Britain.

"Dude I just made a poffey in Allistar's house."

"Mate, his mummy will be quite angry."

by ClitTape October 10, 2008

piffwhiffle

A pot smoker. From "piff", a type of pot, and "whiffle", a form of respiration.

After seeing that shit, it is definitely time to get my piffwhiffle on.

by zen_hydra December 31, 2008

Anti-puffed

The act of assonating one or more members of the Power Puff Girls, and/or the destruction of their merchandise.

William: Hey Tom, where'd my kalashnikov go? :)

Tom: Sugar, spice, and everything nice...and their Christmas special DVD's, were just anti-puffed!

by PustulioSquig November 28, 2010