plastic

Stupid little girls, and moron little gay guys whom think only about their BF's or GF's, "friends", appearance, hairdo, nails, and summarized CRAP!. We all got to destroy them, people like that should not live. ¬¬

"Oh Chloe, do you like my nails?, i just came from the beauty salon, i got to call Jonny because we are planning something for tonight...WE'RE GONNA WATCH SHREK 2!!" ----> that sucks!

by räch July 7, 2004

plastic cow

slang term for the small containers of cream or half-n-half that usually accompany a coffee or similar hot drink at a restaurant.

I needed to drain three plastic cows to get the right color for my coffee.

by Elvis March 15, 2004

Plastic Portagee

A person of Portuguese descent who uses their heritage as their identity.

You're such a plastic Portagee, you don't even live in Portugal!

by MattyPortagee July 12, 2020

plastic water

the disgusting taste of cheap bottled water left in a hot car for 2 months.

eeeww! plastic water!!

by straightblade October 16, 2005

slap your plastics

Putting a condom on before you bang a chick

Before banging a chick you better slap your plastics on or you're gonna be a daddy

by TehMilkMan February 13, 2007

PLASTIC

Plastics are female chavs that don't go around wearing the ever classic tracksuits and bling, but go about with skinny, revealing tops, tight bootleg jeans, high leather boots (as seen in a porn movies), burbury bags, scarves and perfume (or new one, gucci perfumes and clothing) and lots of bling. They love to wear gold anything, such as headbands and belts and usualy hang around with a big group of other chavs and plastics. They wear they're hair up sooooo tight in a high ponytail, it pulls they're face back so it looks like they've got botoax, or they have they're hair in a weird side ponytail (that i stopped doing when i was five) or a weirdly shaped bun on the side of they're heads. They act dead hard and are sometimes called 'gangstas' by other chavs, as they seem to be the ringleaders of the group.

"YO THAT WICKED PLASTIC IS HOT MAN, SHE'S BLINGIN, SHE'S A REAL GANGSTA!!!!" *Pushes her way to the front of the ticket queue because she thinks the owns the place, spits on the floor, cries over her lost packet of fags, calls daddy to buy her a new burbury bag and moves on*

by Bethany the chav-hater December 28, 2005

slap your plastics

This is a term referring to one thumbing through all the cards in his wallet to decide beffore hand which ones are good for use with an available debit, credit or ATM withdrawel balance. This is proper in considering saving ones own face by avoiding the posibility of being turned away for a declined account. One should keep the good cards with him in his card organizer and slap the maxed ones down on the countertop, in the rubberbanded collection of stollen cards or, hell, just discard the bitches. Further more just pay the premiums and don't offer me drinks out until you get your *#@$ together!

Please slap your plastics before we get to the check-out counter to avoid last weeks embaressing scene and a sore back from bending over to pick up our faces at the head of this long line.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 16, 2007