painting my nails

Euphemism for female masturbation originated on the blog max-logic.com.

Most Friday nights I'm at home watching porn and painting my nails

by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011

paint the town

to have a good time.
to go all over the town
to paint it with your body heat.

"hey becca i have to go paint the town"
"oh, thats cool i guess...?!"

by becca and amanda December 12, 2007

paintball

i love paintball and airsoft. Both are the sports of kings and seriously this isnt a forum so stfu, only losers who are ugly care what others think.

paintbal=safe and Godly
airsoft=a little more realistic but just as fun

by Delta-Recon-1 May 2, 2004

Painta 'N Decorata

See (batty boy)
Painta 'N Decoratas are into decorating
preferably the back passage of males, with sperm.

dave is a real painta n decorata!!

by clive sinclair May 29, 2003

spatter paint

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing

john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

to paint the wagon

Business speak for getting things done.

We have been waiting too long already; we have to paint the wagon now.

I didn’t expect her to finish the project on time, she surely painted that wagon.

by TinoM December 4, 2009

to paint a picasso

The act of explosively expelling fecal matter and creating an abstract work of art within the toilet bowl.

That curry was so greasy. I'm probably going to have to paint a picasso later.

by MWU 2015 December 18, 2011