Paper incision

When you write a poem that literarly becomes a part of you. An molds to a aspect of your character in whole.

These s.l. Are forever a paper incision that cuts deeper than a knife, but after they’re written tend to always save my life.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.

"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!

by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018

paper toilet

when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it

oh shit i gotta shit but everyones in the shitters. oh ima make a paper toilet

by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013

Paper fleet

When mail trucks travel together in groups.

As I was driving to work today I passed a paper fleet on the other side of the road.

by Uzimac03 September 18, 2019

paper relationship

When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.

Me and this guy are back together, but it's such a paper relationship this time! Ugh!

by tfiosinfinities May 2, 2015

Paper Prize

An appealing reward that has no real value and is often nothing more than an incentive to elicit someoneone to perform an undesirable task.

Man, that employee of the month thing is nothing more than a paper prize.

by Tio Don February 11, 2009

Paper headass

When a girl is so fuckin flat and pancake ass is far beyond how goddamm flat she is

That paper headass is fucking gross

by Niqqa y March 14, 2019