by Uzimac03 September 18, 2019
When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.
by tfiosinfinities May 02, 2015
by Niqqa y March 14, 2019
An appealing reward that has no real value and is often nothing more than an incentive to elicit someoneone to perform an undesirable task.
by Tio Don February 11, 2009
"It's just Dirty Paper, I'll make more" replied JoeJoe when Sheriff's Deputies confiscated $65k of His Matress Money.
by Lanny Malone December 02, 2019
formerly known as "construction" paper, it is the brightly colored paper thicker than writing paper used for art and craft projects. Renamed due to the expansive amount of left over scraps that destroy the planet through waste, destroy the room the project was made in and destroy the table that it gets glued to accidently.
"You have five minutes to clean up that mess you made with the destruction paper or you're going to be grounded"
by Sinnnamin February 04, 2010
The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.
"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."
by steezeMcbean August 14, 2011