wooden pony

a basic torture device consisting of a horizontal member such as a board or pipe on which the sufferer rests the weight of the crotch.

Good slaves get spanked, bad slaves ride the wooden pony.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

riding the cotton pony

A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).

I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.

by damedonna July 3, 2006

One Trick Pony

Generally used in MOBAs, this is the act of using only one person/character in a game, without stray.

Man 1: I only play D.Va.
Man 2: Then you're a one trick pony.

by Skitzophrenic May 9, 2018

Ride That Pony

1) Energetic dance-game (sometimes considered a sexual act) conceived by a group of thespians in a summer acting camp at UC Berkeley. Involves an outer circle of 25-30 people and an inner circle of about 10 people. The dance is started with the counter-clockwise movement of the inner circle, and the singing or yelling of the following lyrics:

"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"

Following these lyrics the people in the inner circle move to the nearest person on the outer circle and perform a dance facing the person, facing away from the person, and then to the side of the person (sometimes similer to freaking). The lyrics for this part of the dance are as follows:

"Front to front to front, my baby
Back to back to back, my baby,
Side to side to side, my baby,
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"

Then the person who has recieved the dance proceeds to the inner circle and restarts the game//dance//sexual act.

Usually participates are very darbee.

"Dude, the closest thing to an orgy we'll ever get here is Ride That Pony. Go with it."

by Vodka December 7, 2004

Angst Pony

A pony or other equestrian mammal that one rides when one is in a state of angst, concern, distress or general teenage hormonal difficulty.

When an angst pony is brought out in a discussion or "bitch-fest", it soon becomes an angst rodeo as others bring out their own angst ponies"

Camille: "I need to release my angst pony out into the sunset"

Nora: "Gee, Camille's angst pony is raging tonight!"

by Danielle and Company August 6, 2010

Dog and Pony Show

A military expression for something so outlandish that you can’t believe it’s actually happening right in front of you. It comes from the low end dive bars in the Philippine islands where they sometimes have live sex acts with women on stage having sex with dogs & miniature horses or a pony.

The government is so screwed up.; Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, it turns into a real dog and pony show. It makes you sick to watch it but, somehow you just can’t take your eyes off of it because your mind can’t actually process what you’re seeing.

by aadave1 May 4, 2019

Driftless Pony Club

A Chicago based Indie band, one fourth of which has the power to make Explosion Wednesday a thing. Explosion Wednesday SHOULD be a thing.

"Hey, did you go see Driftless Pony Club last Explosion Wednesday?... Not that it's a thing."
"Yea they were great... except for CRAIG, who kept not making Explosion Wednesday a thing."

by Henry, the Observer October 25, 2011