one hour Christian 

The people who act as if they are the most religious people on earth for one hour a week. They are perfect for one hour every Sunday and then they sin like everyone else for the rest. But they will be the first to call you out on all your own misdoings.

While in the strip club, I bumped into a one hour Christian from my church.

one hour Christian by brokebutstilldrinking February 13, 2008

One Eye Bass 

When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.

While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eye bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.

One Eye Bass by Alan Chan September 11, 2008

one-way friendship 

A friendship thats only true to half the people involved.

Josh thought Craig was really friends with him, but realized it was a one-way friendship after Craig threw him in the trash can.

one-way friendship by Sue Doe Nymm February 18, 2009

One Can Van Damme 

A person who, after a minimal ammount of alcohol, turns into the legendary belgian muscle man jean Claude Van Damme and starts a fight with anybody near him despite their size

Things got a bit tasty last night in the Club - after half a pint of special brew Dave turned into One Can Van Damme and smacked a bouncer

One Can Van Damme by Rifleman59 April 30, 2010

one hell of a man 

Unique cool, unique awesome person.

Close to a hell of a man.

He's one hell of a man!

one hell of a man by indie English July 2, 2011

one shot 

one shot is a top down puzzle RPG where you control the character named NIKO, a cat-person.
this game is known for being VERY meta, even being more meta than Undertale, and that's saying something considering the metaness of Undertale, WARNING: the game WILL make you cry, in the true ending.... and thats all im going to say so i wont spoil it for you

one shot

one shot by someone else thats not u May 10, 2021

one-track mind 

A mind obsessed with a single thought or perspective. Often used to describe someone obsessed with sex.

Rie, with her one-track mind, always manages to find sexual overtones in even the most innocent of statements.

one-track mind by Xile Arevius June 23, 2006