Paternal cheating

The act of taking you father over your husband to the point it could be romantic.

Signs include
Him dreaming about you
You still call him daddy
You buy your husband matching clothes to your father
You choice your father over your husband every chance possible

You run off to daddy's aid over your kids and husband

Hi Sarah i think you are paternal cheating on William with your father.

by Coffscuck September 4, 2025

genetic cheats

Mom, " should I call you mom...or Laurie,?" Oh Marc, " you're almost 35 now.., call me Mrs. Antecki!" "Mom, that's weird....oh it's not that weird Hunny!" Ya know what is weird, them there damn Genetic Cheats like your in -breed sister Olivia, who grew up feedn' from dads dare ding dong! Yeah Haaah!

Those Antecki's sure know how to act like trail or trash turds, hell' you see them mom and son genetic crossing their look-a-like kleinfelter pee pee's and suck from Olivia's ass crevice for Genetic Cheats! Yew hay

by OlivialovesherbroMarcTeckscock January 26, 2016

Cheating

As long as you don't have a ring on your finger, anything goes. You are allowed to talk to other guys and check out other options. However, Cheating is not the act of doing anything it is the act of being interested in the act.

Mark was not cheating on Charlie because he didn't have a ring on his finger.

by markthebomb June 8, 2023

cheating

Cheating is when your girlfriend or boyfriend secretly holds hands behind your back, is making out with someone who isn't you, or has sex with someone who isn't you. If they are touching another ones leg and willingly let's the other human touch their leg in a sexual way, they are cheating on you.

Hey, how are you doing bro? "Not good, I found out Natasha was cheating on me"

"Bradley is cheating on me and now I'm having a meltdown"

by Bradley Dolend April 4, 2021

cheat

When your girl is "with her friends" but her friends are with you

bf: hey, where are you?
gf: with my friends, don't worry about it
bf: weird cuz they're with me
gf: i can explain
bf: you cheat

by ♏ January 4, 2021

Cheating Chain

When a male or female cheat on multiple people.

That hoe started a cheating chain with that group of friends over there.

by Anonymous3027 July 9, 2016

cheat shedding

A trick used by some unethical people in public places, such as buses, trains, or movie theaters in order to get a coveted seat: feigning any type of respiratory shedding (coughing, sneezing, clearing the throat) constantly in order to give another person the impression that the first person is ill. The other person's inclination would be to get up from the seat and look for another one elsewhere.

Hey Mike, I really want to get that seat by the window---I'll do some cheat shedding. Why should that doofus have a good seat and I can't?

by pentozali July 16, 2009