lightning poo

The act of pooping at such an alarming speed. It has the power of an atomic bomb.

Hey dad, I understand you had some "lightning poo" earilier this evening. So I brought some cleaning supplies.

by Mr. Blister January 11, 2017

lightning thumbs

When you type or text extremely fast, causing you to make spelling errors

Guy: Damn she has some fast thumbs!
Other guy: Yeah she's got a bad case of lightning thumbs!

by PrincessLeia April 14, 2017

lightning fuck

Fastest fuck in the galaxy not even Barry Allen could fuck faster

Damn that girl I fucked last night was so loose I lightning fucked her pussy good

by Conundrum cock May 30, 2017

lightning fingers

Using your fingers in a very fast motion to bring a woman to orgasm and make her squirt

I used lightning fingers to make Samantha squirt all over my hand.

by TommyGunn69 October 1, 2017

lightning network

To be fair, you have to have a very high income to understand Blockstream. The changes they made are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fulminology most of the changes will go over a typical Beecaesher's head. There's also Adam Back's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Joseph Goebbels literature, for instance. Core's supporters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these changes, to realize that they're not just intelligent- they say something deep about LIFE.

Core Troll: ahhaha lightning network is so good bcash lol, you guys don't know lol
Normal Person: I just posted the entire work of shake-spear on the BCH blockchain for 2 cents ;)

by beecore April 28, 2018

Lightninging

The act of there the lighting in the sky and not knowing what to call it.

Donna get inside its lightninging out.

by Oreoglasses366 July 5, 2018

Lightning Tornado

More popular than Logan Paul and pewdiepie with not more than 30 subs on yt.

He made his first debut in a whatsapp group with his rap called “Yo yo yo I am chow bo fung”

Lightning tornado is my fav potato and tomatoes

by pseudochicksn September 20, 2018