Never say Never

Another retarded "hit" made by the all too famous Justin Bieber. This movie was made to 'up' his reputation, but utterly made it worse. Honestly, this kid just looks even more fucking retarded than usual - making a biography at age 17.

Jill: OHMYGODZOMGOMGOMG JUSTIN BEBIER IS COMING OTU WITH NEVER SAY NEVER OMGZ AHHHH!! *Pants get wet*

Straight man: *Facepalm* Fucking retard.

by Urban Dictionary March 10, 2011

never in my wildest dreams

an unexpected, suprising thing.

Never in my wildest dreams would I expect you to ride that roller coaster.

by Dan Drzewiecki February 11, 2004

Nevermind

A juvenile dismissal of another's opinion; used in an attempt to look cool while ending a conversation started by the first party, but the second party demonstrates a valid or superior argument.

1st: Damn! You weigh more than me? You getting fat!
2nd: You see, I've been working out, so I lost alot of fat but gained much more muscle. So even though I now weigh SLIGHTLY more than you, I've lost several inches and am now toned and look thinner than -
1st: Nevermind!
2nd: I have to buy smaller sizes - do you want my clothes? You can almost fit-
1st: NEVERMIND!
*cries chubby tears*

1st: Cindy is such an ugly, snobby bitch!
2nd: Yeah. I heard she shot you down.
1st: Nevermind.
2nd: I'm taking her out this weekend...
1st: I said nevermind.
*cries incel tears*

1st: Jerome is such an ass kisser - that's why he got that promotion instead of me!
I hate that guy.
2nd: Or it could be because he comes in early, stays late, never misses work, does his job well & doesn't tell managers to go fuck themselves every time they ask him to do something... like you do...?
1st: Nevermind.
2nd: I'm guessing since he's black & you're racist it's especially annoying...
1st: SCREW YOU! NEVERMIND!
*cries racist tears*

by Snappy Capricorn October 8, 2018

Cum Nerve

On a mans cock, a region which varies from man to man, but usually about 45 degrees off of the end of the piss slit and on or just below the cockhead, which when stimulated with the tongue or other wet mouth surfaces, can cause an immediate orgasm. The discovery of this nerve on a man may render him completely at ones mercy.

I lightly teased his cock head with my mouth and tongue before turning on the suction to full and then diving in and going full force, bathing his Cum Nerve with that wet sticky saliva that only true cocksuckers can make.

by Jerry Paratestees August 10, 2009

pre party nerves

the butterflies and overwhelming feeling of nervousness and anxiety before a big party

turn the car around, im having pre party nerves!!!

by Oscarthecat September 6, 2014

neverland hook

Violation of a minor with a prosthetic limb.

He seemed like a party boy, so I figured I could give him the old 'Neverland Hook.'

by Doug Moen July 6, 2017

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023