Mistake Daily

An common second name for the Cal Poly daily newspaper

Did you see how they messed up the map of the Middle East in the Mistake Daily today?

by Bungalow Bill October 15, 2001

mistagay

an article of clothing (most often pants) that it ushually unattractive but still reliable as far comfort is concerned. may simply be shorted to "gays"

" Man I can't wait to go home take of my tight jeans and put on my mistagays"
"i'm such a bum imgoing out into public and im not even gonna change out of my gays"

by Kate February 11, 2004

Drunken Mastah

The illusion that a drunk person gets when he or she is completely intoxicated and insists that they are sober.

Wow you smell like a brewery.

That's because I am a brewery, I'm a drunken mastah dude.

whatever

by Doctor Eyeball October 27, 2009

Condom mistake

Donald Trump

Donald Trump was not meant to be. That's what you can call a condom mistake

by Savagequeen69 February 12, 2017

french mistake

1. the french mistake is basicly the biggest mistake ever and now that country sucks. The mistake would be Napoleon a good strategist but also fucking retarded for sending 400,000 troops to russia to freeze their asses of while France was left unprotected.

Napoleon: I've done pretty well so why not send 400,000 people to Russia anyways I'm doing pretty good right now so nothing could go wrong. In the future this decision will be called the french mistake.

the English: Wow i actually feel kind of bad we didn't win this war Napoleon basicly handed it to us :). Thanks anyways guy.

by Matthus Babiloo December 8, 2006

French Mistake

Occurs when a male receives oral pleasure and vomits on the lady or gentleman as he orgasms.

Did you hear what happened to Janice last night? She was pleasuring Pierre and he made the French mistake.

by chickenmanz87 October 2, 2009

Mystalk

Using myspace to stalk people or using myspace to look someone up before you meet them

"So I totally mystalked you to see what you looked like"

by Ashley Wentzel December 26, 2007