mustardo

feline "spanking"; patting the butt of a feline to get a spastic response

my cat goes nuts for the mustardo

by mustardo December 27, 2008

Buttock Mustard

The mixture of seaman and excrement resulting from anal sex

"I screwed my girl up the A-hole last night"
"How was it?"
"It was great but I got covered in buttock mustard straight after"

by dann2cv November 17, 2009

Cunt Mustard

A person who is either gross or stupid, typically a female.

That chick is cunt mustard.

by newphraseman July 28, 2011

Mustard

it supposedly means you have a juicy dick.. and is most commonly held on a name that starts with an S or D. If you get your hands on one of those than be sure to get in their pants as soon as possible!

That sam he must have a Mustard

by justin.yomamma March 5, 2011

raw mustard

A nickname for Roy Mustang from FullMetal Alchemist (FMA).

Roy Mustang military rank:colonal a.k.a. The flame alchemist.

Roy Mustang is so cool!
Don't you mean "Raw Mustard"?

by ~Amorith January 20, 2006

Mustard gas

when u squeeze a bottle of mustard and no mustard comes out it’s just mustard gas

oh no it’s only mustard gas faggot

by Lisa conners February 18, 2019

Mustard

The only approved condiment for a bratwurst.

That fat German guy yelled at the young man that put ketchup on his brat. He said ‘You must use Mustard on a Brat, ya num-nut’.

by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019