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murder in the swamp ass

an offshoot of swamp ass, murder in the swamp ass is when a girl is on her period and is also sweating buckets from summer heat
Sheila was quite agitated walking 32 NYC blocks with murder in the swamp ass.
by marilefay August 18, 2010
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Child-Murdering Fuckwad

Mark Summer: I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"
Bob: Oh look it's an "anti-vaxxer" mourning her dead children, and oh look the fathers signing the divorce sheats and the ghosts of the children are clapping on the father for trying to get over his retarded wife

Jim: Woah don't you know "anti-vaxxer" is offensive

Bob: Wot

Jim: The more accurate term is "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Retarded Anti Vaxxer Mom: A wot

Bob: I think she is having a stroke

Jim: I mean I don't care, at all
by Banana of hell January 13, 2019
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Murder Toilet™

A shitty vehicle, preferably a 1998 F150 with over 225K miles, with flat black rims, badges, trim, etc, tinted windows, head lights, and tail lights. Plasti-dip serves as the basis for the flat coating.
We could take the Murder Toilet™ to the bar but I'll have to take the car seats out first.
by Littlelester January 6, 2014
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1st degree murder

First-degree murder: any intentional murder that is willful and premeditated with malice aforethought.
Expamle: Is when some shoot some one that counts as a 1st degree murder and you possibly receive the death penalty.
by Catinthejar July 10, 2018
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Murder Capital of the World

The city with the worst recorded homicide epidemic in the 'world' - not the United States. :/
As far as history and legend goes, Medellin in Colombia. A city decimated by murderous street gangs, power-crazed drug cartels and guerilla/paramilitary bloodletting.

Throughout the 90's and early this century, Medellin held the title, peaking with around 400 homicides per 100,000 in 1991. This fell to about 150 per 100,000 during the mid to late 90's but rose again in the early 00's, approaching 200 per 100,000. These figures are even more remarkable considering Medellin is a decent sized city of 2 to 3 million people within the period covered.

Thanks to a phenomenal security clampdown Medellin is no longer the 'murder capital of the world', but it remains the ultimate example of what can happen when crime literally spins out of control.
by Hoo Haa Yeo June 2, 2007
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murder on my mind

it means AK 47 shot the b***h until i said her in her head or eye

its not the real definition but you know what i mean
YNW Melly: I wake up in the morning I got murder on my mind

AK47, MAC-11, Glocks, and 9's

Me: naw bruh its dis
everyday i wake up i got murder on my mind AK47 shot the b***h until she die i swear i just might just shot her in her head or eyes

YNW Melly: deadass i do like that remix
by Spectral x Capo March 26, 2019
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Murder you to Death

A threat that's explains itself.
Big Brother: I'm gonna eat your cookies, sis. That okay?
Sister: You do and...I'll fucking eat your fucking eyeballs, fucker!
Big Brother: crunch crunch
Sister: If you fucking eat one fucking more I'll castrate your fucking dog with my teeth!
Big Brother: crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch
Sister: I'll fucking MURDER YOU TO DEATH!! FUCKER!!
Big Brother: crunch. crunch crunch crunch crunch. crunch crunch
by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013
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