Mattias

Some random kid who is hated by all kevins, and is some emo who should get a life.

That guy is a mattias, what an emo

by MattiasSucks December 17, 2021

Mattia

That type of guy who got that fat and mastodontic penis, always horny and swag. Oh, he's italian.

Oh look, that's a Mattia, he can get pregnant a woman already pregnant!

by letsssfuckinggoooOOOO000000000 February 13, 2022

moativation

What castle-owners hoped that attacking armies didn't have much of when it came to traversing the fortress's surrounding water-channel when the drawbridge wasn't down.

In some fairy tales, a king would offer his lovely daughter's hand in marriage to any man who was brave and strong enough to swim across the watery gap between the surrounding land and the castle; that wonderful offering provided plenty of moativation for numerous fearless princes to attempt said feat.

by QuacksO February 27, 2022

Mattiko

A martial art better known as the “art of absorption.” Created by the Mattanese in the early 1200s, Mattiko was created as a form of self defence using very minimal effort, and no striking the other opponent. Very useful in combat, specifically against punches.

Guy 1:Dude, I just punched you in the face and my hand just bounced off! How the fuck did you do that?

Guy 2:Simple. I just used Mattiko.

by thekingofdefinitionshimself March 13, 2022

Mattis

Sexy mother funker with A huge coc

Hes A mattis

by Sisuene March 14, 2022

mattie

honestly, mattie’s are the best. i’ve only bet one but i’ve heard they’re all super attractive, especially my mattie ;) *insert hot pickup line*

oh my god is that the gay mf names mattie?! oh dear, yes it is.

by mattiemybeloved March 15, 2022

Mattie

she is so sexy with good boobs and low-key a slag . she is always high

A: yo that's Mattie!
B: wife her up!!

by m2trapppy March 23, 2022