Montana Ten

A person who looks like the majority of women from Montana. This stems from the fact that the instant you cross over the border into montana, the attractiveness of the female population instantly decreases. Therefore, someone who is a ten in Montana is a five in other states. Or a three. Probably a one.

Broseph: "Hey, dude, did you go out with that chick you met on eHarmony?"

Brohommed: "Yeah, but her profile pic was fake, she was a total Montana Ten."

Broseph: "Lol! Are you going to see her again?"

Brohommed: "F**k that, I'm not going to even talk to her"

by Crims0nSamurai August 6, 2011

Moranbah

This shitty town in Central Queensland is mostly populated by fags on scooters and dicks that barrel Heroin up their arms on a regular basis. Many of the town youth are stoned fuckheads who enjoy casual circle jerking and swimming in the Grosvenor, the Grosvenor is a river/creek famous for it's distinct beige colour that helps conceal dead animals and feces. The High School is known for 2 quite disappointing things; The famous "Shit Pond", and the wide range of degenerate "Children" that can be categorised anywhere between 50 cent sluts to drug addicted Bogans. These drug fiends will "Shank a hoe" and or "Fucking smash your head in" to gain what they believe is "Street Cred". Most of the Street cred is obtained at the infamous "Water Tower".

Teenager 1: Kid fight me behind moranbah macas and i will fucking smash your head in.
Teenager 2: Ok Nerd 200 street cred on the line I'll shank you.

by ShitTalkingDaily July 13, 2016

moran

a sur name

see the happy moran he doesent give a dam i wish i was a moran OH! god prehaps i am.-quote Nana Moran

by Donal Moran May 22, 2004

Mongango

Another name for a large ape-like person that also gives off a foul odour.

Did you see that mongango.

yeah it truly worried me!

by Mr_Dictionary August 29, 2007

monyan

Something you dont want to find out

That would be dumb as monyan for you to find out

by IceDub23 March 27, 2009

Montana Mirror

A large mirror attached to the side of a computer monitor. In states other than Montana, the mirror is used to know when someone is entering your cubicle or office. In these cases it would just be known as a mirror.

In Montana, the mirror is used for anal intrusion detection, because when you are in Montana you are always watching your back.

"My Montana Mirror saved my ass again last night on 2nd shift. I looked up and saw the janitor whipping it out behind me just in time. "

"Damn man, get outa my Montana Mirror you fag! I'm not a sheep. Get that Montana Stick outa my cubicle! I'm calling security."

by Dag Mango May 5, 2013

Montana Jello Cup

When you take a handful of frozen cum and smack yo "bitch" in the face with it

After we went to Subway, Cameron gave me a Montana Jello Cup, it was great!!

by GirlCock April 6, 2016