The man who is the be all and end all of our universe as we know it. Cumshot Master is, as his name suggests, the master of cum. Cumshot Master is the most powerful being in the universe due to his ability to cum faster than the speed of light, meaning if this is performed he would rip a hole in the space time continuum and thus create as singularity that wouldn't stop until it has devoured the entire universe. It is believed that if and when Cumshot Master releases this power his eyes will glow white and a roar of might will be heard across the earth. It is said that the Cumshot Master lives on earth and has the appearance of a short man with brown hair and a bald spot on the top of his head. Cumshot Master is also said to be living with the rest of us acting as though he is one of us.
"Who do you think possesses the most power in the universe?"
"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"
"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"
by Grogo December 17, 2019
Get the Cumshot Master mug.A "grand-master simp" is someone who makes simping their mastery, and tries to deny that they are a simp. typically that will be the head of simps in your friend group.
"Jake is the "grand-master simp" of our friend group"
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Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.
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Get the Nut Master mug.(PCMR for short) An incredibly large social community on the internet who believe that Personal Computers (PCs for short) are far superior than anything and anyone else. They tend to target people who play on consoles, calling them “filthy console peasants, and start ranting on how much better they are. They are narcissistic and overly self-praising people who think that their opinion is fact and constantly push other’s away by being mean.
Just some guy: “Guess what? i just got the new PS5!”
PC Master Race person: “EWW NO FILTH WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SPEND A CENT ON THAT TRASH CONSOLE GARBAGE. PC IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH ALL THE GRAPHICS AND FRAMERATES AND STUFF. YOU’LL NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN LIFE YOU NASTY PEASANT.”
Just some guy: :(
PC Master Race person: “EWW NO FILTH WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SPEND A CENT ON THAT TRASH CONSOLE GARBAGE. PC IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH ALL THE GRAPHICS AND FRAMERATES AND STUFF. YOU’LL NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN LIFE YOU NASTY PEASANT.”
Just some guy: :(
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