mather

the child of an unborn fetus.

a whore gets screwed when she pregnant and it lines up perfectly!... the resulting child in a child is a mather

by friskyaxe September 21, 2005

kim mathers

Eminems.ex.wife.
mother.and.aunt.to.three.little.girls.
coke.head.
bisexual.slut.
dirty.white.trailer.trash.

Motto: "Rehab is for quitters"

Gold digging blonde bitch

by L January 3, 2005

Mathias

The gayest kid ever meet and has sucked more cock than anyone. He would meet a guy off the gay tinder just so he would get some good dick. Everyone secretly hates him bc he thinks he’s popular. What a fag

Mathias is the gayest most annoying kid I’ve ever met

by Jrkfifirjbrbdjeiei January 23, 2018

mathematician

The one job everyone wants you to have but no one ever does have.

Everyone: You're going to become a mathematician one day.

You: No, no I'm not.

by ponybalogna June 16, 2018

Kim Mathers

hotty

kim is hot

by matt hines May 25, 2003

Mathias

Given to a person that says heaps of bullshit that he wants to do, etc and never actually does anything close to that. Usually gets his moral off of American TV-shows which means that he doesn't know shit what he's talking about, and thinks he can say anything and if anyone feels like discussing his opinion or trying to defend themselves, he will play the douchebag styled "If you take that seriously, you are a pussy!" game.

He likes to tell people nobody likes them, in that way, he might feel better. He has 1-3 percent chance of having a girlfriend.

Mathias: "When i grow up, im gonna give my kids African traditional names!"

You: "Dude, you've said that about sixteen times."

Mathias: "Well, you're gay/a pussy, etc"

by OUSHGF June 24, 2011

mathematician

A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.

Sally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.

by 0 00 January 8, 2006