mail persuasion

Utilization of U.S. Postal and email forms of marketing solicitations sent to recipients, and with the intent to persuade a reply from recipients, a "call to action" or to make a purchase.
Bill complained that he is tired of finding voluminous amounts of mail persuasion within his post office box and email inbox.
by Psychotrumpic January 24, 2021
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8 Mail

Delay-sent email.

Your boss works late into the night, but instead of sending you emails at 11:30 pm, she delay-sends them so they arrive at 8 am. You arrive at work with a half-dozen of new tasks that appear just as you're settling to the date. You hate this!
Anson arrives at work, sits in his cubicle, logs on. At 7:59 am, his box is empty and he takes a sip of his coffee. Anson turns away for just a second, but when he turns back a minute later, he finds that 8 new emails just appeared in his mailbox. His manic boss wrote the emails overnight and sent to them to arrive at 8. "Aaagh, 8 Mail!! I hate when does that!!
by burnt sox August 27, 2024
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ninja mail

Inter-office mail that shows up out of nowhere. It just magically appears in your inbox and you have no idea who left it.
I think Debbie left that ninja mail in my inbox again today, but I can never catch her in the act.
by badandy519 August 26, 2009
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Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.
*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”
by K_IRL October 14, 2020
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vent mail

Email or snail mail that's purpose is for venting some steam.
My sister sent me vent mail after her husband called her chubby.
by mellymel103 March 30, 2010
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Mail chick

Not everyone that delivers the mail is male. Some mail carriers are female.
The dog didn't like the mail chick or anybody shaped like the mail chick. Something about the buzz haircut triggered the dog, and it would always start chasing her.
by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020
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fe-mail address

A fake e-mail address used for blog sites, sweepstakes, and retail establishments that require an e-mail address to complete an entry
I just use my fe-mail address when I signed up on that one website. I'm not using my real email address and have my inbox full of spam
by mastertrainer1978 March 20, 2011
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