Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

Blue Lobster jumpscare

a crayfish suddenly appears, with Bach's Toccata and fugue in D minor as musical accompaniment

Bruh! Blue Lobster jumpscared ! again!

by UrLocalSeagull April 15, 2023

Pin the Esketit on the Lobster

an alternative version of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, where the objective is to NOT slap Esketit on someone's man boob

My favorite game is pin the esketit on the lobster; we played it at my birthday party.

by QuargaPie November 13, 2018

mexican love lobsters

A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.

While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.

by Wally the Water Spider November 11, 2015

chocolate lobster tail

A really huge and healthy dump.

1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there

by dustinwayne May 30, 2007

lobster babes

If your body is proportional

damn homie, look at that lobster babe, her ass is huge

by 24s is a good song May 25, 2003

Tiny-Ass Lobster

Shrimp. As defined by the character Tom Haverford on the NBC television show "Parks and Recreation."

Would you like a Tiny-Ass Lobster Salad with that?

by CharlesIsMyName April 27, 2011