Lactomangulation

Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

After lactomangulating the milk carton, I switched to the other side and cut the top off.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

lacrosse

A sport for the people who struck out in tee ball.

Man, that lacrosse is so bad.
He must of struck out in tee ball

by baseball123456999 February 12, 2015

Lacey

the definition of perfect

wow, that girl has lacey boobs!

by hayleymay October 19, 2008

laci

Cute bitch not the strongest but has a heart the size of the world and likes someone named j f n

Laci is over there
Yea I know

She's cute:-)

by Lacis January 18, 2015

lactophile

A lactophile is a person or animal who is sexually obsessed with milk or dairy products.

Mary is a lactophile, she frequently masturbates with milk all over her body.

by netsendjoe November 13, 2003

lactokinesis

A shitty superpower which allows one to control milk with their mind. From Misfits S02 E06.

Lactokinesis is the shittiest superpower ever.

by I didn't know what to put here December 25, 2010

lack of balls

Someone who says shit about you behind your back gossips whispers slates you but don't have the balls to say it to your face..

Why have you been chatting shit about me you must have a lack of balls to say it to my face

by Bumflap May 2, 2016