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I A boy who is very bright and his nick name is Ghandi junior(that’s his grand dad)he also banged out Omar that noodle air idiot who can’t afford a trim and he waits for a whole year to get one
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by The ninjagamer January 15, 2019
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Jonathans

British slang term for diarrhea.

Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott
I had the Jonathans this morning.
by pamelajamsamwitch November 14, 2011
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Jonathan

Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.
Is Jonathan at American Eagle?
Duhhh!
by DENNNG (:0 August 26, 2009
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Jonathan

a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.
Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o

Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
by legs21 January 21, 2010
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jonathan carroll

The most sexy beast that you can find.
DAMN you see that dude Jonathan Carroll I wanna sit on his face.
by SexyBeast69240 November 20, 2016
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Jonathan

Jontian:Suh dude, squiiiiiirt, vape nation, dab edition, etc

Guy: Why is he so cringe?

Some other guy: His name is Jonathan

The first guy again: Oh, is see
by Lets go3443 December 12, 2016
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Jonathan

Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.
Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.
by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018
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