Johns

A word used to express how cool a pair of somthing, such as shoes are.

Patrick: Ayo Joe I got the new SB Dunks today
Spongebob: YO Pat!, thems Johns is AB-SO-ill!
Patrick: Hell yeah, these Johns grab me back 270 duckets

by Jat Yelsom The AB-SO-ill January 24, 2009

The John

Shainas one and only love bird! John the man.

Shaina:"I love you John you sexy beast you!"
John: "I love you more you sex muffin you!"
Shaina:"No I love you more you wild man!"

Alright thats enough of that. I'm sure you get the point.

by GeussWho February 21, 2005

JOHN

John another word for micro penis

you have a john HAHAHA

by sdfsdfssdcffdefdc\sdgdh January 31, 2020

JOHN

He is a sick bastard he is fat and ugly he will eat everything in your refrigerator he thinks he’s cute but he’s actually ugly as fuck and all he do is lay in his bed and just masterbate cuz he can’t get no pussy

Person.1damn I will never want to me a John

Person.2 of course you don’t want to met a fat bitch that will eat all your shit

by hollyw00d August 18, 2019

john

john is annoying and he picks his nose all the time in math class john thinks he is smart but he realy gets all of his answers from his iphone x that he does not even use

i hate john

by marchin May 16, 2019

johnelys

A person who would take your life away to make themselves happy. Take all your friends and have you look like the bad person. Also a back stabbing bitch. Also very sarcastic.

Johnelys cheated but yet I'm the one who cheated?

by You already know bitches May 14, 2017

No John's

A term used by pussies who deny humility or loss with sad and pathetic excuses. Typically associated with the smash bros melee community.

Before we started the match I told my opponent no john's. So that when I win he won't deny defeat.

by Filthy Internet dweller August 9, 2018