Jade and Joe

A boy who likes a girl but the girl doesn't like him back the way he likes her.

OI mate you've just been Jade and Joe'ed

by AJCRAZYBOI February 19, 2017

Jade-Waffle

Jade-Waffle is when you suffer from being a Jade. She's a gorilla tampon, very ugly. She likes to flirt with people, and Jade's are addicted to abortions. That's the main part of having Jade-Waffle. Jade's like to gain weight, they can't stop eating. They're mainly fat, some Jade's are really pretty and skinny, if you suffer from Jade-Waffle you're NOT sexy, or skinny. Jade's like to fuck. They use the term 'cunt' a lot, because they like theirs to be licked on. Most of the time, they make confetti by queefing. They spread their legs apart, stick some stars, construction paper, and glitter up there. They suck it up, then queef it out. They like the feeling. Sometimes Jade's like to have hot sauce poured all over them, especially on their bugars, so they can make mating calls with ugly people and tigers, then fertilize macaroni. If you DO suffer from Jade-Waffle, these all imply to you. Also, half the time Jade's that have Jade-Waffle play with roasted duck legs, fuck everything they see, make out with trees, lick the testicles of cows, and squeeze out mayonnaise. If they ever TOUCH sea salt, the tip of their nipples will inflate.

Woah, it's Jade!
Yeah, she has Jade-Waffle.

by Lalalallalalalwhore. October 22, 2010

Jade Puget

The guitar player and background vocals for AFI.. And the sexiest man alive...

by me! May 2, 2003

Jade Puget

(...only real men can wear pink)

The sexiest man to walk this earth;
The awesome guitarist for afi;
SEX GOD
(whichever u prefer to use)

sing the sorrow...

by jessie December 31, 2003

Jade burns

A unique type of sideburns made popular by AFI guitarist Jade Puget.

Tina's boyfriend is trying to grow Jade burns.

by NIN99 August 1, 2006

Hailie Jade

Hailie is the cutest little angel i have ever seen....shes lucky 2 have marshall 4 a dad, and hes lucky 2 have her as a daughte. im glad kim is sortta out of the pic shes not a very good influence on her OWN daughter, u would at least think shed try, Hailie's lucky she has such a great guy like Marshall 2 be there 4 her 24/7!

(Kim) (Marshall)(Hailie)

by Jenn January 20, 2004

Jade Puget

The best guitarest ever. PERIOD. Oh and he's gorgeous and skinny and has bitchin' hair.

Jade Pudget is beautiful.

by Natalie January 9, 2004