Jamie spice
A freckly creature that feeds on large pizzas
Hard drugs and is usually found by a waterhole containing ciders
Has many personalities and hunts down its prey by poisoning them with shit jokes
Most people have learnt to live with the creature
By ignoring it
Its sleeping patterns and other ways of life are unknown to scientists as this creature is just soooooo random
Fun jamie spice facts
#1...they share 99% of there DNA with fuckin idiots
#2....they think there double tasty
#3...they think there double naughty
#4... it is still unknown when a jamie spice had a normal conversation
#5....searches the earth for a sesh
What's that a jamie spice
Eeeeekkkk runnnn quiickkk
A very feisty
A freckly creature that feeds on large pizzas
Hard drugs and is usually found by a waterhole containing ciders
Has many personalities and hunts down its prey by poisoning them with shit jokes
Most people have learnt to live with the creature
By ignoring it
Its sleeping patterns and other ways of life are unknown to scientists as this creature is just soooooo random
Fun jamie spice facts
#1...they share 99% of there DNA with fuckin idiots
#2....they think there double tasty
#3...they think there double naughty
#4... it is still unknown when a jamie spice had a normal conversation
#5....searches the earth for a sesh
What's that a jamie spice
Eeeeekkkk runnnn quiickkk
A very feisty
by Jamie spice June 25, 2021
Hey
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care
by Jbo780 November 24, 2017
be hammered in a pub or club and sneak off without saying goodbye.
Named after the illusion Jamie Reynolds (Leigh, Lancashire)
Named after the illusion Jamie Reynolds (Leigh, Lancashire)
by beerlover October 15, 2021
guy 1 - dude you should come round this party is full of chicks and there all up for it
guy 2- sorry bro i could but its a bit late for me
guy 1 bro thats a total jamie move
example 2
a girl is totally all over the guy and he passes it up even though its a sure thing for no good reason
guy 2- sorry bro i could but its a bit late for me
guy 1 bro thats a total jamie move
example 2
a girl is totally all over the guy and he passes it up even though its a sure thing for no good reason
by ibwwbv February 16, 2012
He is trying to be the most popular person alive but everyone laughs when seeing him, might often be caught selling 20p cigarettes or smoking down Chatham. Often known for people to fight his battles.
by Jamie Carr May 09, 2019
by Timanator79 November 14, 2020
To not know what to do, panic hard in a kitchen for about ten minutes, accomplish nothing and then proceed to still end up with a favorable outcome.
To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.
Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.
To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.
Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “I’ve just stood here for six minutes...oh my god I don’t know what to do -I don’t know what to do- I’m freaking out! I’m freaking out! I’m having a Jamie moment. I’m having an actual Jamie moment.”
by KhaleesiofRivia May 13, 2021