The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse

I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza

by Trashman May 31, 2019

Italian Frappuccino

Italian Frappuccino also known as Sloppeé Toppeé (Slopay Topay)
Referring to oral sex.

Could you please get me an Italian Frappuccino?

Sure bro why didn't you just say you wanted Sloppeé Toppeé
Because I didn't know you did oral sex.

by I don't know ♤♤♤ March 26, 2020

italian windmill

A sex move of domination where a male is about to ejaculate and starts to spin as quickly as he can in a circle spraying semen everywhere.

I had to show my girl who was boss last night so while she was giving me a blow job I performed an Italian Windmill

by Foreign Fan July 26, 2017

doing the italian

The action of eating someone out, like if they are eating pasta.

Slut 1: Yo, I heard that Marco was doing the Italian on you.
Slut 2: Yeah, it was amazing he ate me like pasta.

by Daddy_Boi May 11, 2018

American Italian

Phrase pretentious foodie assholes use to differentiate between fancy Italian food and cheap Italian food.

"That's not authentic, m'lady, tis but mere American Italian."

by viper651 October 17, 2017

Italian pipeline

When you use a frozen sweet or spicy Italian sausage as a dildo.

"...and then Mario bent over and got an Italian pipeline right up the ass!"

by SerenadingSiren July 14, 2017

Italian Battleship

A frozen Olive Garden breadstick used as a dildo.

I couldn’t hit her gspot with my dick so we had to pull out the Italian battleship from the freezer.

by Judaspurriest October 10, 2019