When you are having sex and when you about to bust, you shove a cork in your dickhole so you don't nut
by NotMeNick July 31, 2018
The act of aggressively comping a meal for a patron complaining about the quality of food, typically involves recovery of the food, assault with a rolling pin, and humiliation involving sauce or dressing
Ben: "oh, that guy at table 7 is complaining about the burger "
BR: "if he gets any louder, Dante is going to give him an Italian refund"
Dante: "ok Eric, you don't have to finish it then <pulls burger from his mouth, strikes him over the head with a rolling pin, pours bucket of ranch on him> No charge!"
BR: "if he gets any louder, Dante is going to give him an Italian refund"
Dante: "ok Eric, you don't have to finish it then <pulls burger from his mouth, strikes him over the head with a rolling pin, pours bucket of ranch on him> No charge!"
by RkDubs January 21, 2022
My rabbit was sick so I took it to the vet who quoted me thousands so I introduced it to the Italian vet
by Stampeze72 August 21, 2021
by Sic D July 15, 2015
The act of taking one's penis and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. In doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. Perhaps it should be called the Italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the Irish wristwatch.
Once again, Jeff texted me a picture of his Italian wristwatch. It is right on time every Monday morning
by Jeffh October 08, 2013
The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.
by KrakMan November 26, 2020
the italian mob is from arndell anglican college year 6 dinner dance 2017 where 'Ethan Fraser' slicked his hair back like his from the italian mob
guy 1: have you seen that guy 'Ethan Fraser'
guy 2: yeah i heared that he's in the italian mob
guy 1 and guy 2: *start making out thinking of him*
guy 2: yeah i heared that he's in the italian mob
guy 1 and guy 2: *start making out thinking of him*
by adam hasanovic March 05, 2019