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Italian Wristwatch

The act of taking one's penis and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. In doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. Perhaps it should be called the Italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the Irish wristwatch.
Once again, Jeff texted me a picture of his Italian wristwatch. It is right on time every Monday morning
by Jeffh October 8, 2013
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Italian Poncho

"Is that a dolphin covered in kelp?"
"No, it's just an Italian Poncho."
"Or is it shoshana?"
by jvsmb April 10, 2012
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Italian Spliff

I'm bouta roll up a Italian Spliff
by Mscott03 April 14, 2023
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Honorary Italian

Someone who is either not Italian by blood, or has little Italian blood, who was raised in an Italian family. Example, someone who was adopted into an Italian family.
Joey isn’t actually Italian, but we consider him an Honorary Italian
by hischransen December 21, 2022
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Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.
Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.
by KrakMan November 25, 2020
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Italian Handkerchief

An Italian Handkerchief is when you have a runny nose and do not have anything to blow into. You plug your free nostril with a finger or thumb, turn your head to the opposite side, inhale, close your mouth and exhale through the clogged nostril. The offending nose nuggets are then forcibly projected to the ground. Oh yeah - do this OUTSIDE!
Me and my girl were out walking off the quarantine 15 and my nose was running. I did an Italian Handkerchief to clear my nose. Se was appalled! She said "WHAT was THA??!?" I said that "that's an Italian Handkerchief!" She said "That's not a thing!" I said "Check that shit on Urban Dictionary!"
by anonymous April 8, 2021
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Italian Development

For when you copypasta everything from stack overflow
The entire codebase reeks of Italian Development, but at least it works.
by meme-bruh-1 August 19, 2022
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