iPod

More Particularity The "iPod Nano"
A peice of crap MP3 that breaks within the first month yuo have it.
Cums in a variety of colours.

It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.It also says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours and there is Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a brazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.

Yeah and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that isnt worth crap.
Totally overpriced for such a piece of crap. $420.00 Canadian for the peice of crap alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.

And if you want to use the room you have to pay 10,000 dollars for the 10,000 freaking songs it holds.

SomeRandom:WOW. My iPod hold 10,000 songs and it costed like 500$, and music is only a dollar a song!!

Me: My MP3 Holds 500 songs, only costed 100 dollar and music is free.

SomeRandom: Yeah well, nyah!

by Samanthaa* August 21, 2007

iPone

iPone (or iP0ne) is what you do to other people when they find out you have an iPhone (i.e. The best phone in the world)

Brian: Check out my new Nokia 6230i- it cost me £850 and it's totally like a spy phone or something.
Larry: Oh yeah? Well I have an iPhone, the greatest phone in the world!!!
Brian: aw man, I'm such a n00bz0r.
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In the above example, Brian got iPoned

by theresnofreenamesonUD March 1, 2008

ipod mini

The best mp3 player that you can use to listen to music or cheat on a test cause teach don't realized that you can put test notes on it.

I use my ipod to cheat and made the deans list!!!

by a-girl-that-cheated-with-ipod May 13, 2005

ipoding

going to a friends house and mooching off of his itunes that he spent his well earned money on

"I heard Johnny got a ton of new songs, lets go ipoding at his house."

by A Dizzle February 15, 2006

ipod shuffle

Sad excuse for a real iPod. I thought iPod mini's were bad until....iPod shuffle.

"ooo i don't have enough money to buy a real iPod...so i'll buy an iPod shuffle coz they are so cool...and they have the same headphones so no-one will know, and think that im cool enough to have a real one"

by tahnee May 15, 2005

ipod

Worst and most expensive mp3 player on the market, sold to the brainwashed public with phony ads. Comes with free DRM, self-destruct software, and will give you arthritis if you keep scrolling through your songs with it. It automatically encrypts your songs once you put them onto your ipod so you can’t dump them onto a friend’s computer without hacks, or wasting a week re-naming tracks. Also has the most soulless interface ever, you can’t even set backgrounds- You do get to be like every other loser with an ipod though with your plane white background. It has midway audio quality and god awful battery life, and doesn’t support some of the most commonly used formats. The only good ipod, is a hacked ipod- but its still a crappy ipod.

Ipod Guy: Hey I just bought a 200 dollar 1gb ipod mini

Cool Guy: Umm… I just bought a 40 dollar 2gb micro SD card, for my phone.

by Joey-Joe-Joeson July 20, 2008

iPon

The next Apple product after the iPad

short for iTampon

person 1: Did you get the iPad?
person 2: no, I'm waiting for the iPon

by applealex February 2, 2010