Status Infection

(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.

1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status

cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.

facebook Dirty Sanchez

by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011

Infestafucked

really nasty

After done using the porta-potty one would describe the leftover contents as infestafucked

by bigchiefsixtynine July 31, 2009

Inflectious

Mispronunciation or misspelling of a word which starts off only being used in a small group, but catches on to a much wider group. Happens a lot in the world of management consulting where words are bastardised on a regular basis and then become part of the standard vernacular.

The way he pronounced that word was wrong, but it sounded cool so the rest of the team started pronoucing it the same way. It was inflectious.

by neologician November 14, 2012

booger infested

An object, usually someone's hands or fingers, which is covered in boogers and toxic to the touch.

Corey: Wait, just look at this... (reaches out to tap Chrissy to get her attention)
(Chrissy shies away)
Corey: What?
Chrissy: Oh, don't touch me with your booger infested hands

by Wizardoleonardo December 9, 2008

Grease Injection

(Noun) The act of inserting the movie "Grease" into your own, or your partner's anus; normally done out of the need for spontaneous sexual adventure or sheer hate for the film. Often confused with, the more common, "The Sound of Music Injection".

Last night, I performed a Grease Injection on myself while baby-sitting my neighbor's 3-year old.

"Did you inject her with 'Grease' last night?"

by Dr. Dumperdoodle May 7, 2010

Thicc Insect

A skinny bitch who think she thicc.

"Why is Taylor Swift twerking again?"
- "Because she's a Thicc Insect."

by wabbas June 2, 2017

Stick insect

Pippa

the insects in mr backs room

by UNKOWN July 11, 2003