ale mail

This the term for communications sent via email or text while under the influence of ale or other alcoholic beverages. They are typically not a good or even okay idea and lead to negative outcomes.

Barry was despondent when he awoke terribly hungover and read the response from Linda ending their relationship. He knew he should not have sent that ale mail last night, but he did anyway cause he a drunk ass with huge insecurities.

by von groovy October 12, 2024

stream mail

a succession of emails that one receives.

When he won the match against his opponent who is twice as strong as he is, he literally got a stream mail. He got busy all day replying to the emails.

by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011

Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

by quietbanana October 6, 2022

Fan-mail

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone

James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail

by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025

mail genitals

Dir. Ref. To waiting for the mail to come

Mail genitals is dat macho macho mail.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.

Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.

by Melancholera May 16, 2014

Maile

A woman who knows you better than you know yourself and knows exactly what to say to you to make you feel better. The most amazing partner in the world. You spend your whole life searching for her but you can't find her because there's only one. <3

Do you know Maile?

by Jason_sun November 7, 2022